atlasblinked:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

jooshthepunished:

anarchocunt:

intoxicologist99:

miracleunique:

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

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End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he’s in range with his shrussy out

I hate literacy

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

A surprising amount of Captaining appears to be ordering people to bed

Thank you to @gayspock​ for these truly terrifying tags:

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startrekrenegades:

admiralamott:

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[[*TNG theme song plays*

*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!

*TNG theme song*]]

Can you do something with a pig and a dog? I feel like they would be such a cute pair of friends.



iguanamouth:

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they meet up every saturday

callmebliss-got-swamped:

kaczynskis-deactivated20210616:

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

sakkto:

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Partner assisted position 🤔

Sniper rifle

vicholas:

vicholas:

This is so wild, please watch it

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this made AKIRA trend in Japan

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

chemicalgee:

cupcakeshakesnake:

cellochicita:

inverted-author:

werewolvesdontlikeyou:

hazlelnoot:

bleeznuggets:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

37chickenducks

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

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Originally posted by ohrobbybaby

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I’m crying pls listen

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

I always troll my friends with this

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:
“yourgrandfatherisfictional:
“coffee-in-that-nebula:
“This is too funny to not share it.
”
She????had pussy for breakfast????
”
Did she fucking stutter?
”

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

yourgrandfatherisfictional:

coffee-in-that-nebula:

This is too funny to not share it.

She????had pussy for breakfast????

Did she fucking stutter?


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