Light in the streets
Kira in the sheets
L around the sweets
What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality
Ok I was looking for Hans. There it is. Thanks.
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
art students before a final is due
if youre having a bad day just watch this
ok but what about a robot discovering a mood ring and wearing it all the time and whenever a human asks what they’re feeling, they just show them their hand and say “this color”
ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards to be more powerful than women. so maybe instead of getting angry at girls for talking about their oppression, realize that you should be fighting with girls against unfair gender expectations and inequality
"I’m not sure I’d recommend that a young person go into law."
"When I was starting out, it was more of a profession, and your worth was determined by the service you provided. Now it’s become more of a business, and your worth is determined by the fee you’re able to collect."
The Rising Fool / Phanuel (Five’s Theme 1) | DRAG ON DRAGOON 3 ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK DISC 2